Courtesy of my buddy Matt, link here.
you don't Have to be an Atheist, you can be a hard core Roman Catholic as well. After 6 years of parochial school, and 4 years of CCD, never once did we talk about or study "The Rapture" - because it is not really in the Bible [TM]. It's just a fundamentalist protestant interpretation of John's gospel. The Roman Catholics, who were indoctrinating the faithful centuries before Martin Luther got pissed off, are eligible to be post-Rapture [TM] pet sitters as well! LOL!!
9 years ago
When we miss the rapture, aren't we going to have to eat all those pets that got left behind?
ReplyDeleteAhem...I think it was someone else who sent that to ya :)
ReplyDeleteBTW - I can imagine a Jack T Chick comic to advertise this..."Gee...we're getting raptured off by Jesus(TM)...what are we going to do about Fluffy?"
ReplyDeletemy apologies JoeM. My small screened Asus Eee notebook, combined with my increased alcohol intake in Hawaii occluded my gaze, making me think it was Matt. =)
ReplyDeleteNo worries...As long as the increased alcohol intake never makes you think Matt or I look like Dr. Desert Flower :)
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