Snorkel not Snorkel!

Just when I try snorkeling in the Caribbean for the first time in my life last week, and enjoy it tremendously, I don't even get to revel in it for more than a week. Another stupid Congressman goes out and publicly disgraces himself and drags the word 'snorkeling' along with him. Instead of floating serenely looking down at corals and tropical fish, having a school of hundreds fry all around me, or a pelican floating a few feet away from me, at one with the aquatic world before my eyes... the word conjures sophomoric, juvenile, disgusting Navy sexual pranks & unwanted advances. Ew! Thanks Massa, for tainting the word "snorkeling" for English speakers with your fixation on your own taint.