Caribbean Island Sayings

Posted over nearly every rest room toilet:
"In this land of fun and sun we never flush for number 1
Be so kind that when you do, we all flush for number 2."

On a t-shirt that made me laugh (and that we purchased):
"Better to have sand in your thongs on the beach than sand in your thong on your seat"

On another t-shirt that made me laugh (and that we also purchased):
Drink Right, Drive Left
(The Virgin Islands all drive on the left, though nearly all the cars are left drive, imported from the US).