Rand Paul, The Gift That Keeps On Giving

The more this libertarian extremist opens his mouth, the more I love him. Yes Rand, show us your true colors.
""What I don't like from the president's administration is this sort of, 'I'll put my boot heel on the throat of BP,'" Paul said in an interview with ABC's "Good Morning America." ''I think that sounds really un-American in his criticism of business.""

Yes Rand, and Massey Energy is a poor, beleaguered, tiny little business barely scraping by, whose only purpose is to provide awesome paying, intrinsically safe jobs to the coal workers of Appalachia, they'd never ever operate unsafely, ever.

Saying the United States Executive Branch is putting a "boot heel" on "BP's throat" is sort of like an Ewok trying to stand on Jabba The Hut's throat.

Please Rand, continue to speak more of your devout Libertarian beliefs in national forums, so that more Americans can Kenfuckians can hear you.