American Jesus Christ, with ninja-messiah throwing nails, death-killer-cross, pump action over-under shotgun. "Son of God, King of the Jews". (Chuck Norris figure, with a black beard)
This made me laugh at first, until I then thought about all the white kids, in all the trailers and suburban homes where their so called "christian" parents live, playing with action figures like this... and all the so called "adults" who bought these action figures for their kids, with the thought that "it'll be fun and remind them of Jesus".
1 year ago