My Brother's A Teacher

And his wife used to be too.  Tenured. 

 But my brother now organizes flash mobs to protest against his useless, vindictive, regressive, privatizing, vastly unpopular (in Lake County, where they vote Democratic), sell-off-the-state's-assets-to-the-highest-foreign-bidder governor Mitch Daniels, and his love for charter schools.