Saturday, May 21, 2011

Where's The Vs?

While in India, I watched India Television News after the Osama Pakistan operation.  ("Was PAK in Cahoots?" - they actually said "cahoots" on the news).  I noticed that the Pakistanis, Bangladeshis, and Indians, don't like their W's.  The following is a list of just a few words I heard on the morning news from the large screen HD TV, as I did yoga in my room each morning, bed-side:
Inwestigation
Wexed
Inwented
Wery Wery (as in "Wery Wery Cautious")
Weer off course
Awailable
Waulted arches
Human Rights Wiolations
Inwaluable
Inwested

From time to time, I had to do a double take to make sure Elmer Fudd was not speaking.  Maybe it is some sort of passive-aggressive pro-German / anti-English sentiment from the former East India Company colony? 

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