John Basedow's Future Manssiere

Watching TV without a DVR in my hotel room, I cannot fast forward past commercials. I've come to the conclusion that some day in the future, John Basedow will need to wear a manssiere to support his D cups. "Fitness Made Simple" - well, maybe, but why pay someone for a fitness DVD when common sense works just as well?

I hope I never develop pects that require additional support. Ew.