Is there Truth In Advertising? If so, I learned some really new and valuable new things from watching the Super Bowl ads this year:
Pepsi Max - if your girl friend is a controlling b*tch, drink Pepsi Max
Doritos - has some very obsessed, creepy fans
Bud Light - mediocre American beer has tons of Advertising dollars
Chevy Silverado - the truck is sentient, and some ranchers can speak "horn language"
Vin Diesel + The Rock + Bikini clad babes in Rio = huge box office potential for the < 25 year old male segment
Pepsi Max - has no carbonation in it, since it does not fizz when shot out of a cooler
Doritos - can reincarnate the dead (grandpa's ashes, fish, plants)
Kia Optima - Kia needs to spend less on advertising extremes, and more on car quality
Brisk Eninem - I am not the target audience, I ignored it
Bridgestone - helps those who hit REPLY ALL
Ram Trucks - you need more than one, since there are "strength in numbers"
Budweiser Bar Cowboys love to sing Elton John songs
Michael Bay cannot resist blowing things up, or Transformers, again
Coke - gives animated dragons terrible reflux
Career Builder - best used if you work with idiot monkeys
Carmax - Understand simile like my 8th grade English teacher Mrs Buxton did.
Go Daddy - Joan Rivers confuses young men
1/2 time show - if I was deaf, I would have appreciated the over-the-top light show & ninja drum majors. Sound sucked. Maybe they got the Beijing Olympics choreographer?
Cars.com - nice analogies
Homeaway.com - test baby is creepy & funny
Hyndai - has the same problem Kia has
Adrian Brody loves mediocre Euro Bud, Stella Artois
Chysler - indignant, but your product quality still is lacking
Beetle - Bam Ba Lam, Black Betty. Very cool commercial, I look forward to seeing the new Beetle.
Camero - inane and randomly misguided commercial. Sad, because I might have actually been interested in seeing a Camero
1 year ago