Billy The Mountain
Billy was a mountain.
Ethell was a tree, growing off of his shoulder!
Billy Had two big caves for eyes and a cliff for a jaw
that would go up and down when he coughed
let out dust, and hack up a boulder... hack up a boulder....
Ethell, we're going on a vacation!
For part 2, click here. Lyrics here. Part 3, click here. (Part 3 is not child listening friendly).
Toto??? Auntie Em!?!?!?
Studebaker Hawk! He's soooo mysterious!
Or if he has a son named Pinocchio, or what? Maybe he sings like Neil Sedaka...
They said he could dance, and of course, they were right!
He might be a MARC or a lady marine...
A mountain is something you don't want to f*ck with....
The first time I ever heard this, was my Freshman year in college in Terre Haute. Hilarious! =) Anysley Dunbar, on the drum kit.
If you have never heard this before, and you make it all the way through all 3 parts, please let me know in the comment section what you thought about it.
1 year ago