Studebaker Hawk

Billy The Mountain

Billy was a mountain.
Ethell was a tree, growing off of his shoulder!
Billy Had two big caves for eyes and a cliff for a jaw
that would go up and down when he coughed
let out dust, and hack up a boulder...  hack up a boulder....

Ethell, we're going on a vacation!

For part 2, click here.  Lyrics here.  Part 3, click here. (Part 3 is not child listening friendly).

Toto???   Auntie Em!?!?!?

Studebaker Hawk!  He's soooo mysterious!

Or if he has a son named Pinocchio, or what?  Maybe he sings like Neil Sedaka...

They said he could dance, and of course, they were right!

He might be a MARC or a lady marine...

A mountain is something you don't want to f*ck with....

The first time I ever heard this, was my Freshman year in college in Terre Haute.  Hilarious! =)   Anysley Dunbar, on the drum kit.

If you have never heard this before, and you make it all the way through all 3 parts, please let me know in the comment section what you thought about it.