Boy Sticks Fork Into Outlet

"Boy Sticks Fork Into Electrical Outlet"
"3 American Hikers on Iraqi Border are seized by Iran"
"Licking Frozen Flagpole Makes Tongue Stick"
"Boy Pokes Grizzly Bear In the Eye with Stick And Is Mauled"
These are not news stories. These are people making very bad decisions. They have to suffer the consequences of their actions. Don't ask for a diplomatic mission to free you. Don't plead to have Bill Clinton come to negotiate for you. You get what you deserve.

Unless you are in an SNL skit like "Bad Idea Jeans", don't do stupid things with the expectation that nothing bad will befall you.