Tuesday, August 25, 2009


[From Dr. Zaius a few days ago]


this morning I was awoken by my alarm clock powered by electricity generated by the public power monopoly regulated by the US department of energy. I then took a shower in the clean water provided by the municipal water utility. After that, I turned on the TV to one of the FCC regulated channels to see what the national weather service of the national oceanographic and atmospheric administration determined the weather was going to be like using satellites designed, built, and launched by the national aeronautics and space administration. I watched this while eating my breakfast of US department of agriculture inspected food and taking the drugs which have been determined as safe by the food and drug administration.

At the appropriate time as regulated by the US congress and kept accurate by the national institute of standards and technology and the US naval observatory, I get into my national highway traffic safety administration approved automobile and set out to work on the roads build by the local, state, and federal departments of transportation, possibly stopping to purchase additional fuel of a quality level determined by the environmental protection agency, using legal tender issed by the federal reserve bank. On the way out the door I deposit any mail I have to be sent out via the US postal service and drop the kids off at the public school.

After spending another day not being maimed or killed at work thanks to the workplace regulations imposed by the department of labor and the occupational safety and health administration, enjoying another two meals which again do not kill me because of the USDA, I drive my NHTSA car back home on the DOT roads, to my house which has not burned down in my absence because of the state and local building codes and fire marshal's inspection, and which has not been plundered of all it's valuables thanks to the local police department.

I then log on to the internet which was developed by the defense advanced research projects administration and post on freerepublic.com and fox news forums about how SOCIALISM in medicine is BAD because the government can't do anything right.

[Very Well Put!] [origin links here]


  1. Forgot to add that when he fueled his car he didn't have to do his own measurements because some evil big-government socialist liberal commie pinko weights & measures folks provide standards, inspections, and enforcement of those pumps.

  2. Ah, but that was the STATE department of weights and measures perhaps? ...a rogue element, not adhering to the National Bureau of Standards. If someone comes from outta state, and expects the same treatment as where they came from, too f-ing bad!

  3. And the air that the Conservative Sh*theel was breathing, despite W's "Clear Skies" policies which lifted decades of pollution controls and incentives, was still breathable - though if he / she was in one of a hundred heavily polluted urban areas, there was probably a respiratory alert in place, imposed by State DHEC in accordance with EPA controls.

  4. And the human waste that the conservative generated did not flow down the middle of the street, or make his/her home, business, and places-in-between fetid with odor and rife with disease, because it was flushed into a local government provided sewage treatment plant, which was adhering again, to DHEC and EPA standards of discharge. But hey, you know, the Taliban would enjoy going back 1300 years or so also, to the good ole days before modern plumbing and sanitation was implemented.

  5. That liberal pinko Nixon and his damned EPA!!!11!1!


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