I am glad I am in a monogamous, exclusive, fulfilling, heterosexual relationship with Dr Desert Flower. I know everyone is supposed to practice "safe sex" but man, can it be awkward and painful!
All you kids out there who are not in a monogamous, exclusive relationship, make sure that if you cannot abstain, you practice safe sex. Know your combination, and check to see if your partner is bolted to the floor first!
1 year ago