Saturday, September 17, 2011

Safe Sex

I am glad I am in a monogamous, exclusive, fulfilling, heterosexual relationship with Dr Desert Flower.  I know everyone is supposed to practice "safe sex" but man, can it be awkward and painful!

All you kids out there who are not in a monogamous, exclusive relationship, make sure that if you cannot abstain, you practice safe sex.  Know your combination, and check to see if your partner is bolted to the floor first!

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