Sunday, June 1, 2008

A Guide to Christian Clichés and Phrases

http://unreasonablefaith.com/2008/05/29/a-guide-to-christian-cliches-and-phrases/

I found this to be rather accurate. Sadly.
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  1. KnuckleSplitterJune 3, 2008 at 9:08 AM

    "Homosexuality is an abomination to Jesus!"

    Translation: I am secretly attracted to teenage boys.

    Appropriate Response: "Amen, brother!" or "They will all suffer eternal damnation swimming in a lake of fire!"

    Inappropriate Response: What exactly did Jesus say about homosexuality? Not Paul, Mark, or Matthew. Jesus - what did *he* say about it, and show me in the Bible where he says that.

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  2. JustJoePJune 3, 2008 at 9:12 AM

    Reminds me of the Colbert interview of Tony Perkins.

    "Do you keep Kosher?" Colbert asks. "I think it would really be better for the anti-gay-marriage side if they obeyed everything in the Bible, not just the anti-gay-marriage part. Don't you?"

    "When did Jesus talk about gay people?" he presses further. "Because I keep on looking for that so I could win some arguments."

    http://pageoneq.com/news/2008/colbert_perkins052808.html

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