$cientology hilarity

I stumbled across this link this afternoon... I'm still grinning.

"$cientology
makes the Baby Jesus cry,
and should be treated with caution contempt!"

Classic Colbert material...

"$cientology is a dangerous cult created by L. Ron Hubbard in order to prove his assertion that the weak-minded Hollywood glitterati will believe anything as long as it comes out the talk-hole of a pretty entertainer and has nothing to do with God. Many critics believe that Scientology is by far Hubbard's greatest work of science fiction.

Its sole purpose is to give Hollywood elitists ... a pedestal from which to attempt to destroy America. It is in truthiness and truth a cult, not a church. The only true church was formed by The Baby Jesus, way before Hubbard even thought of inventing a church to win a bar bet."