Back in the Fall of 2010, I was eager to watch AMC's new series, The Walking Dead. Then, in February of 2012, my interest sadly began to wane. Now, this season, each episode bounces between
- poorly written
- laughably dumb
- idiotic choices, made by
- unlikable / un-relatable / unsympathetic characters
I am not saying that writing for a apocalyptic zombie series is easy, but the producers and writers of The Walking Dead have got to stop listening to their focus groups (which lead them to kill off the unlikeable Lori last season) and start writing more logical, believable dialogues, plot lines, and characters.
The awesome Tumblr Ilovecharts once said:
One bright spot is Norman Reedus as Darly Dixon, who is surprisingly one of the few redeeming characters in the whole show. Michael Rooker's Merle just needs to be bitten, and taken out, as does the entire population of Woodbury. Danai Gurira's Michonne character is being squandered in a deluge of sulking and silence, when (I've heard from my friends who have read them) she plays a MUCH BIGGER role in the comic books on which the series is based.
Leave Lori dead (and eaten, thank you). If her widow Rick wants to run after psychotic hallucinations of her, have him get bitten and killed. If 'The Governor' and his band of "deadly marksmen against the national guard, but inept against prison inhabiting civilians" show up, have them be consistent. They either kill everyone, or they all get killed. Dodge Ram pickup truck doors can't stop M4 full metal jacketed rounds. If you're gonna beat the hell out of Steven Yeun, and give him a severe concussion, he needs to act concussed. While Herschel's amputated leg LOOKS authentically shorter, Merle's hand-in-a-metal-sheath prosthesis isn't fooling anyone.
In season one, the very first zombie Sheriff Rick ever kills, he does so with a face shield (proper PPE) and a base ball bat. Now, everyone is stompin, punchin, kicking, bludgeoning zombies one after another without any regard to how bone fragments can cut you, how decomp splatter can get in your eyes, mouth, or nose (or Any open wound you've sustained), and every single episode is a cross-contamination farce.
I had high hopes, but they're dashed. I can watch an episode now on DVR in about 15 minutes. Oh well. But like any train wreck... I want to see how it "ends", so I'll keep fast forwarding until they conclude the series. Hopefully, with all the main characters getting eaten.
1 year ago