All Wet And Sticky

Simple Minds' "Alive and Kicking", renamed as "All Wet And Sticky" has been playing through my mind since Monday afternoon when we heard it on Sirius radio.  "Stay until your love is, all wet and sticky...."

This goes along with the other classics from the 80s
Tears For Fears "Trout" - "Trout, Trout, Salmon and Trout, these are the fish that I dream about"
Van Halen's "Grandma" - "Grandma! She does her hair, a shiny blue sheen..."
Duran Duran's "I am Giving Birth" - "Ugh ugh ugh, ugh-ugh, ugh, ugh-ugh, I am giving birth"
The Romantic's "What I like About Juice" (a song for toddlers)
- Tip of the hat to my collaborator Todd G for many of these alternative song titles and lyrics.