Chuck Norris disproves Heisenberg

I had no idea that Chuck Norris, in addition to all of his earlier mentioned awesomeness, is also a world renown scientist. Dr Desert Flower sent me a link to Benchfly today (link here) that elaborates on what an awesome scientist Chuck Norris really is.

"Chuck Norris took the uncertainty out of Heisenberg’s principle.

Chuck Norris can make a pot of water boil and freeze at the same time.

Chuck Norris misunderstood the meaning of “Defending his PhD”. 72 people died.

Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a labcoat because his skin is fire and chemical resistant."

...and I added a few more of my own. =)

Chuck Norris can run a blazing hot Southern Blot in less time than it takes to say "endonucleases".

Chuck Norris' exosomes can be see with the human eye, because nothing about Chuck Norris is tiny.

Chuck Norris uses static from his beard as the power source for every acrylamide gel he runs.

When Chuck Norris took his boards, he passed them the first time, carrying a dozen sheets of plywood which he thought the 'boards' required, and shattering them with a single round house kick in front of his review committee.

Every cell in Chuck Norris' body has the longest telomeres ever measured, and none have ever reached its Hayflick limit.

and....

Dr. Sheldon Cooper's IQ reduces by it's square root when in the presence of Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris solved unified string theory, and then filed it away in his beard.

NIH actually stands for "Norris Institute of Health"