Tuesday, May 19, 2009

More Delusional Scientists - "stunning fossil"? Oh Please!

Don't these silly scientists know that the earth is 6000 years old? A "stunning fossil find"? How ridiculous! All this mumbo jumbo about "missing links" (Darwinius masillae) and 47 million years old... Yahweh hadn't even thought of creating the Heavens and the Earth that far back. The "missing link" these scientists keep overlooking, is simply this: if it's in The Bible, it's real and true. If it's not The Bible, then it's Satan's work trying to confuse and mislead.
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  1. KnuckleSplitterMay 20, 2009 at 7:41 AM

    Silly scientists. Don't they realize that every time they find a new missing link, that opens up holes for 2 more missing links on either side? You see they actually are getting further from proof by creating all these missing links exponentially. I personally won't be convinced until they can track every generation from single-cell organism all the way to Jessica Simpson.

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  2. KnuckleSplitterMay 20, 2009 at 7:43 AM

    ...since, ya know, Jessica Simpson is the pinnacle of human evolution.

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  3. JustJoePMay 20, 2009 at 7:55 AM

    LMAO!!!!
    Merci Matthew. I have not laughed that hard in a long time. =)

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