On my Aeromexico flight from LAX to Monterrey Mexico this morning, I was unexpectedly upgraded to Business Class. Instead of a cramped coach seat in this Embraer 190 (2 x 2 seating in the back, 1 + 2 seating in business class, x four rows), I have a rather spacious left hand 3A seat, with a window all to myself and no neighbor. Very nice.
Not having flown Aeromexico Business class for many years, I was curious as to what kind of alcohol they might serve. I of course, looked at their in-fight magazine and immediately located the whiskey. Whiskey Bushmills - international flight…. well, that’s what I’m on. Cognac Courvosier - International Flight. Mmmmm, choices choices. I also noted that they had Johnny Walker black for those who love peat and smoke, various beers, 2 tequilas, 2 vodkas, and one rum (or Ron). The white wine list included a Bordeaux, a California Chardonnay, a Riesling, and 2 others. 2 bubblies, and 3 or 4 reds. I’d ask for Courvosier, then go to the Bushmills if they didn’t have it, and then step down to the vino blanco if that was low as well.
“Courvosier Cognac, por favor” I said in my best Spanish to the flight attendant. I received a blank stare. I showed the flight attendant the page from GranPlan Aire magazine. She looked, and said “whiskey?” Si, Bushmills whiskey for favor. She then walked back up to the front of the plane, 10 feet away, and opened a 1750 ml bottle of Johnny Walker Black, pouring me a generous serving. Not my favorite by far, but drinkable compared to its red cousin, that is better off thrown as a molotov cocktail. After lunch was served she politely asked if I wanted more whiskey. “No gracias. Vino blanco for favor”. I am now on my 3rd glass of vino blanco - I am not driving when I get to Monterrey.
Why am I not working? - you might ask? Well, the company paid for a non-refundable cheap coach class ticket, where there is not room to open a lap top. I’m up in business class not because of work, but because of the funerals and vacations I’ve taken with Delta this year that have almost made me gold medallion status. The domestic and Tijuana based work flights I’ve taken have barely moved the needle. If work wants me to work on a flight, they can pay for business class, and i will drink less, work more, and be a happier camper. After 5 decades on this mortal coil, I have no patience for trying to placate cheap employers who drive to the lowest common denominator. Therefore, I am composing my first blog post in many many many months.
I named this post “Promises vs Reality” because in Mexico, there are No Shortage of lofty promises. Can you makes these parts? Si. Can you meet the delivery date? Si. Will the parts be made from American bar stock and sheet metal? Si. Can you mark each part according to the instructions on the specification? Si. All promises made to try and make the customer happy. None of the promises were kept… no, not even slightly, remotely, partially kept. Late parts, unmarked, with no data, made from very cheap Chinese sheet stock… a lie on every front. This is what the last 4 months of dealing with Mexican suppliers has been for me. And today’s Aeromexico flight is emblematic of what I’ve seen at various supplier throughout Mexico this year.
No one ever wants to tell you know… but they will slowly show you (demonstrating) no.
At least I got to sit in a nice, comfortable seat to compose this post... unexpectedly pleasant.