On a Cellular Level

I saw "Due Date" on the plane while waiting for my food - which the French call "Limit Date".  Dr Desert Flower and our son saw it last year while he was recuperating in our home, but I could not bear to watch a 'road movie' with such a dumb premise.  But that being said, there were a few very funny lines in it.

"I despise you on a cellular level" - that had me chuckling.
and
"Of course I know Shakespeare. He was a famous pirate!"

I think the fact that I was drinking champagne and lying through turbulence over eastern Europe and the Caucasus helped me to appreciate a very annoying road movie.