Saturday, March 31, 2012

Some Weeks Are Better Than Others

Some weeks are better than others.  This was not one of them. 

When I don't know what to say, I look to music for inspiration.

Completely germane to the last 72 hours, is this classic from that Texas Surfer punk band I enjoy listening to:
link here
NOTE:  DO NOT listen to this if you have youngsters nearby who  can hear it & who are impressionable, and who do not yet have a colorful vocabulary. (lyrics here).  But I did not win the megamillions lottery...  so c'est la vie.

Also, relevant, are here, and here (both of THESE are 'child friendly' unlike the link to Texas gold above).

Time for another glass of wine (and it's well afternoon for me already... so it is not morning drinking).

Tuesday, March 27, 2012

Netbook Biting the Dust

My Asus Eee Netbook is biting the dust, rapidly.  Just 3 years after I got it, it's bogging down in a quagmire of limited memory, infinite Adobe updates, Windows XP updates, and (I think) just plain ole obsolescence.  I type this blog posting froma lenovo 'business center' desktop in the Holiday Inn Express in which I am staying.  It is disheartening that my formerly useful little netbook now takes FOREVER to load even justjoep, and then wants to download so many updates it is rendered useless.  I've tried clearing the memory, but to no use.  It just doesn't have enough "oomph" for today's network browing needs.  Firefox, IE, Google Chrome, none has worked on the anemic Asus Eee book.   I considered chucking it out the window of my hotel, to the asphalt parking lot below, but the windows don't open... so my attempt was thwarted.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Looks like I will have to learn to use (and possible like, someday) the evil jobs device at home.  Grrrrrr.

Key & Peele

Key & Peele on Comedy Central are HILARIOUS!  I've been watching them this season, and they make me laugh heartily.  I heard interviews with them on NPR, and they sound like very nice guys.  Their material is very racially based, and (in my opinion) as funny or funnier than Dave Chappel.  Since both Keegan and Jordan are both mixed race, with white mothers, they straddle the line between white and black humor.  I am sure haters out there will say Chappel is/was MUCH funnier... but haters will hate.  Chappel was indeed funny, but I really enjoy Key & Peele.  I've seen their show sober, with a glass of wine, or with an entire bottle digesting in me, and it is consistently very funny.  I've caught myself laughing even at their re-runs, anticipating the next line.  I think they are very under-rated, and under-appreciated.  I'm looking forward to seeing many seasons of their sketch humor for years to come.

Monday, March 26, 2012

SCOTS on Isle of Palms

Dr Desert Flower, Nathan Jr, and I went to the Wind Jammer on Isle of Palms, East of Charleston SC, last Saturday night. The Royal Tin Foil were opening for SCOTS (Southern Culture on the Skids).  Nathan Jr had never seen SCOTS before, though he's heard them 100s of times on our stereo at home.  We'd never seen SCOTS on the beach, so it was a evening of firsts.

The Royal Tinfoil were a hoot!  Very silly, and very enthusiastic musicians and showman / show-women. If you ever have a chance to see them, you should take the opportunity.  The last song about Nun Whore Zombies had me laughing heartily.  Then SCOTS took the stage and played many songs off of Kudzu Ranch, and Zombiefied.  But when the crowd did not respond so enthusiastically.  they became to play more of their classics.  When they played Daddy Was a Preacher but Momma Was a Go Go Girl, Dr Desert Flower got up on stage and danced behind Dave the drummer.  Then 8 piece Box, and  she threw chicken to the audience.  But there was a new twist.  One of the fans had made banana pudding, and when they played Banana Pudding, they handed out three tupperware containers of banana pudding and wooden spoons to Dr Desert Flower and 2 other women, who fed the crowd.  It was a hoot!   Our son had a great time too, and we

Monday, March 19, 2012

Light Saber Revolution

Why are the colonists using red light sabers and the British using green ones?   Seems somewhat paradoxical.

Not Herding Cats

Walking them, probably in France...  as it's been in France where I've seen more than one cat on a leash.  I bet this is one queue of disgruntled pussies on leashes.

Sunday, March 18, 2012

Commode Serpent

Commode Serpent, AKA "Snaking the Toilet".  Always look before you sit down.  I do like the solution used in the last frame.

Saturday, March 17, 2012

Superstitious Yoga at 4800 ft

I got the brilliant / wild-hair (U.M.A.) idea yesterday, that I was going to drive to Apache Junction this morning, hike 4 miles horizontally and almost a mile vertically, and then do yoga, up on the "Flat Iron" before the rain begins this evening here in the Phoenix valley.  Apache Junction is about as close to our West Side home, as Wisconsin is to Hammond Indiana, with a city of 5 million people in-between.  I pre-packed my water and food, hiking stick, hat, sun tan lotion, sun glasses, and hiking clothes Friday night.  Woke up without an alarm at 4am Saturday morning, and was out of the house after checking weather & email (one more time) by 5am. 

I got to the Lost Dutchman State Park in Apache Junction just after 6:15am, as there was no traffic and no police, and the few people on the I-10 were averaging about 80mph.  Mine was the only car in the "day use" parking lot when I arrived.  Good.  I cherish my solitude, and don't like crowded hikes.  I hit the Discovery & Siphon Draw trails and headed uphill, carrying almost 5 liters of water (large Camelback, 2 Nalgenes, and 2 Kelteys) on my back, and no breakfast in my stomach.  I got to see a glorious sunrise over the East Valley.

As I was ascending into the Superstition Mountains, I was passed on 3 occasions, by lone hikers, males in their 20s or early 30s, carrying less than a liter of water each.  They were each wearing NBA style shorts and an athletic t-shirt.  Old man Joe was in jeans and 3 layers - it was 55F and very windy, and walking with my Gandalf-esque walking stick.  They each passed me like I was standing still.  2 of them reached the top, turned around, and began their descent passing me in the opposite direction before I reached the Flat Iron summit.But that's ok, 'old age, wisdom & cunning' before 'youth, beauty & strength', I always say! (or at least I say it now that I'm in the 2nd half of my life) - LOL!
This is what loomed in front of me:  The shear vertical faces of what I THOUGHT were the imposing Superstitions.  Silly me, those are the foot hills.  By 9:45, when I was at the summit, I looked down at those puny cliff faces below.  The REAL summit can't be seen from Lost Dutchman Park, the shear foot hills block it.  (note the moon still visible, at dawn, in the upper right).

About 1/2 way up, you encounter a V shaped stone canyon that's somewhat steep.  I wouldn't want to be in it during a rain storm.  You can see it pictured to the left here (and again at the bottom of the posting, with tiny little people in it, seen from afar).  There were large rocks (boulders) and dead century and agave plant matter strewn at the bottom of the V rock canyon, so tonight when the thunderstorms get here, that'll be a rushing torrent.  The goal was to be off the mountain, or home before the rains began, and that goal was achieved.  You can see the Flat Iron "peeking" up at the upper right of this picture.

Before this V rock canyon, the ascent is pretty gradual and routine.  After the V rock canyon, it gets increasingly steep and tricky.  The trail is well marked with dots and arrows (thankfully!) to guide the trail novice up.  The last 100 feet are the hardest scramble, requiring very grippy gloves, very grippy shoes, and careful foot and hand placement to scale some difficult rock formations.

But once you are at the summit, it's pretty amazing.  You can google "Flat Iron Panorama" and see all sorts of Youtube videos on it.  There's the left side.. the right side... but the actual upper summit (higher than the Flat Iron by another 3 or 400 feet) is back behind all of those. 
It was extremely windy, so I only made a panorama at the very summit, where some clever individual had attached an American flag to a 20 foot tall Agave stalk.  It took a great deal of scrambling to reach the upper most summit.  At the top I saw countless prickly pear cacti, agaves, palo verde trees, mesquite bushes, and ironwood trees, all of which had been hit by lightening, and were partially burnt, or completely incinerated.  it reinforced 'getting off the mountain' before the evening thunderstorms were to arrive.
After soaking in the view for a good 15 minutes, I looked for a flat place to do yoga.   I finally found a large rock that was almost 100% level, to the North East of the summit, about 300 feet away.  I set up shop there. 
The summit is seen in the center, upper right.
 The whisk broom I brought effectively cleared away small rocks (painful under a yoga mat). It was the best and most satisfying environment in which I've ever done yoga.  Better than my back yard, Sedona, the Hawaiian Hotel balcony, or the beach on St. John.  And infinitely better than any hotel room. I saw a few ravens flying nearby riding thermals (and looking for hand-outs I think), and several military helicopters (Blackhawks) far below me, around 1500 feet.  The view was magnificent.  The rock I found was mostly sheltered from the strongly gusting wind, and I was even able to take this image, in wide leg forward bend:
At the end of that rock (and end of my shadow as well), it was about a 200 foot drop off.  I'm glad the rock was stable.  That's Apache Junction (inverted) and Phoenix farther off (about 30 miles away, the down town buildings look like the smallest, tiniest Lego Blocks you can imagine).  The rock was refreshingly cool, as no morning sun had yet baked it, and it felt good on my hot & tired feet, through the yoga mat.  1/2 way up the mountain I was regretting lugging the mat in my Camelback back-pack, but once at the top, it made it all worth it.
Lightning strikes like this were common, all over the summit.  It was strange to see 1/2 "melted" succulents, and obviously charred tree limbs with the rest of the tree often in-tact.  The wind was blowing so hard and constant, that it's likely that any living tree that was hit by lightning (and thus still had moisture in it) had one limb burnt off and then the fire blown out by the powerful wind (and perhaps quenched by rain as well?).  I would NOT want to be up on the summit in a rain storm.
This is a shot I took looking back up the trail upon descent.  Two 20-something year old male hikers with FULL Back Packs and bed rolls were ascending, and we passed each other.  I asked them incredulously "you're not gonna camp up there tonight, are you?"
"F*CK Yeah!!!" was their enthusiastic reply.  I told them about the multiple lightning strike evidence I saw and they laughed.
"We got the gear, we got the beer!!!" and as the distance increased and I continued down, I over-heard one of the fool-hearty young men say "that's why I take my aluminum helmet, old man!" and his buddy laughed uproariously.  Good luck to them.  NASA says men are 4 times more likely to be hit by lightning than women.  Go figure.

It was a good thing I got such an early start.  The hike down was CROWDED.  Ridiculously crowded.  With hikers queuing up at narrow points and scrambling areas, and causing small rock and gravel slides down on each other.  It was about as bad as Camelback Mountain on a nice week day... but not quite as bad as on a tourist-filled Spring or Fall weekend.
There were lots of wildflowers, every-where, on the slopes, along the trail, in the trail, and at the summit, and many of the cacti were blooming as well.
When Dr Desert Flower and I were at the Superstitions last weekend, there were some wild flowers blooming, sure.  But this week, it's an explosion of yellow, with many other colors thrown in there as well.  After tonight's rain, there'll be a prismatic spray of color to be taken in.   Too bad we live so far away from the Superstition Mountains.

The Pieces Fit

To follow up on the last post...   case in point, one fine example:  Tool's Schism  (...The Pieces Fit)
.  A tour de force drumming performance.  The syncopation of Stewart Copeland, with the complexity of Neil Peart, and the precision of Gene Krupa, with the speed of 3 or 4 Alex Van Halens.  Danny Carey is a very talented 51 year old drummer.

Air-Drums and Tool

Thanks to my buddy Ryan for sending this.  It made me laugh heartily.

Tuesday, March 13, 2012

Such Princesses

Dr Desert Flower and I laughed heartily at the SNL sketch Real Housewives of Disney.
This graphic below compliments the SNL Princess Perspective nicely  =)

Holy Pursuit Batman!

I hope these GIFs animate inside of google blogger...


Much better than the Mayor of Quahog RI.

Vegan Breakfast

Gluten Free, Lactose Free, Vegan breakfast cereal.  Enjoy with your almond or soy "milk".
$10 a bag... silly Canadians.  I'll stick with my healthy bacon & eggs, and low carb active life style.

Oh Tigger! What's Wrong?!?

This made me smile

Walken In A Winter Wonderland

As Spring is 'offically' approaching next week, I need to get all of my winter pics out....

Nuclear Dolphin Bow Wave

I wonder if it's a US Navy dolphin?

Monday, March 12, 2012

Star Wars Yoga

Vader Yoga

Yoda Yoga
Boba Yoga
Droid Yoga
Princess Yoga

Saturday, March 10, 2012